昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑地——
　　前台小姐：“Hello.”(来源：英语博客 )
　　老外：“Hi.”
　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
　　老外：“Can you speak english？”
　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”


嘻嘻!笑了没?

果然厉害,让我也想起两句.
HOW  ARE YOU ?   怎么是你?
HOW  OLD  WRE  YOU?    怎么老是你?

可笑吧.呵呵.

没人顶  来帮你刷刷

  好白痴的对白

这段已经有了哦。

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
“ZAI"强啊

看不懂。。。。。。